The Sinister Quahog, or Never Trust a Clam

The story of a lonely dim-witted crab who just wants some soup. A generous Quahog agrees to share with him, if the crab ventures to collect the rest of the necessary ingredients. The crab enthusiastically agrees, and goes on to do the Quahog's bidding. Alas! The soup is almost ready, and there is just one final ingredient left…the crab! The soup he is making is Crab Bisque! Who will triumph!